legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth
Anonymous asked:
do you have an opinion on grimace
hollowtones answered:
The fucking hamburger mascot? Why do you guys keep asking me about corporate garbage? Don’t you get enough of that from advertisements already? Are you getting paid for this? I hope they’re paying you hundreds of thousands of dollars. Well, they ain’t paying me, so I don’t think about stuff like this if I can help it.
my devious 17th century bavarian dandy of an ex-husband has been trying to turn our child against me during his weekends for sure. every time eckhart gets back from his dad's he scorns the bluey and ipad games i lay out before him and berates me for not having planted a rose bush for him and the neighborhood children to play clapping games around
i dont know how people can still stan taylor swift after she ate that sheet metal and spat the shrapnel at that newborn
no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you're doing on here
me in the house if im being completely honest
i'm¹ in the house like carpet
¹ if there's too many heads on my blunt i won't spark it
it’s insane to me that people get so mad at animals for doing animal stuff. people will post 4 paragraph Facebook rants about a killdeer nesting in their gravel and include pics of the bird taking care of their nest with 0 idea that they’re like, occupying an Important Driveway. they’re just being little dudes and you’re seething
imagine running a bird themed blog and not knowing a single fucking thing about bird intelligence
are you okay
holy shit. i just looked and this is the only post on the blog. they made it just about this. i am working on a formal apology to killdeer stat
obviously killdeer are smart, this one just made a tumblr blog
